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{ LINK: A far better discussion on issues within the Third World ideology than I started with my history!fail }

genderbitch:

Read it and check out the links too, really good stuff.

(Source: hexgoddess)

{ things the third world does not have, apparently. }

thesadnessofpencils:

jaded16india:

thesadnessofpencils:

(in response to whitepplprobs on tumblr. wtf seriously.)

Hospitals

Cars

Houses

Working plumbing

A sense of humour

Schools

Clothes

People who speak English

also God exists because all those dusty wimminz never talk about sex and yet we have massive population growth. So God is busy doing the Dusty Immaculate Conception, okay? Okay. 

add to this list as necessary.

Wat we also not have is 

1. Enoughly brown people — we are either ‘too’ brown are ‘not brown enouf’.

2. Working telephone lines because Nice Imperial Peeps also keep on shouting in long distance calls.

3. Bottled watter — SO MANY nice imperial peeps carry *their* water with them, as if we have never heard of water filters and we do the water feasting in sewer pipes only.

4. Unrabies infected toilet paper.

5. Schools that teach education 

6. People who don’t look the epicsads 24/7

I tell you Thurs, we are lyke a constant phust number one third world epicphail no?

but Jaded! We don’t have loo rolls! We brownpeeps wipe our bums WITH OUR HANDS!!!

7. Rubbish bins, cuz streets are all littered with trash.

8. Paved roads, because streets are mud only.

9. local advocacy groups, that’s why the nice imperial peeps have to come and help us, no?

{ things the third world does not have, apparently. }

jaded16india:

thesadnessofpencils:

jaded16india:

thesadnessofpencils:

jaded16india:

thesadnessofpencils:

(in response to whitepplprobs on tumblr. wtf seriously.)

Hospitals

Cars

Houses

Working plumbing

A sense of humour

Schools

Clothes

People who speak English

also God exists because all those dusty wimminz never talk about sex and yet we have massive population growth. So God is busy doing the Dusty Immaculate Conception, okay? Okay. 

add to this list as necessary.

Wat we also not have is 

1. Enoughly brown people — we are either ‘too’ brown are ‘not brown enouf’.

2. Working telephone lines because Nice Imperial Peeps also keep on shouting in long distance calls.

3. Bottled watter — SO MANY nice imperial peeps carry *their* water with them, as if we have never heard of water filters and we do the water feasting in sewer pipes only.

4. Unrabies infected toilet paper.

5. Schools that teach education 

6. People who don’t look the epicsads 24/7

I tell you Thurs, we are lyke a constant phust number one third world epicphail no?

but Jaded! We don’t have loo rolls! We brownpeeps wipe our bums WITH OUR HANDS!!!

7. Rubbish bins, cuz streets are all littered with trash.

8. Paved roads, because streets are mud only.

9. local advocacy groups, that’s why the nice imperial peeps have to come and help us, no?

BUT THURS, WHAT DO NICE IMPERIAL PEEPS WASH THEIR BUTTOCKSES WITH WHEN THEY COME HERE? Pfffft! Your ignorance astounds me I tell you!

10. Nice brownbrown womminz who want to sleep with them at single command

11. Enough fortune tellers

12. Enough cows — damn postcards always lie

13. Enough McDonald’s near enough to Nice Imperial Person’s hotel.

14. Long enough slum tours.

15. Sultry brownbrown men who jump out of sea in slow motion and make evening hawt with their raw sexuality.

Ach Jaded you forgot there are no toilets even because we are in a time bubble that puts us in the 17th century! Pfft no. even if this list is “things india does not have, apparently” nice imperial peeps still think all third world countries are the same, no? title is left unchanged. 

16. Enough rickshaws. 

17. Electricity, we are living in huts iThink? Since we are stereotyped computer geniuses we exist in the quantum state of having genius technicians and no electricity. IT’S TANTRIC I TELL YOU!

18. Enough sadhus — how are we going to experience God only since He is busy with the Immaculate Conception and that is not dusty enough?

19. enough ‘authenticity’, so nice colonial peeps can be all Do It Yourself Imperialism, no? 

BUT THURS, WHAT IS POINT OF NIFTY TIME BUBBLE IF NICE IMPERIAL PEEPS CAN’T SHIT IN NICENICE TOILET? also, of coursely title is unchanged!

20. Enough aesthetic looking kids to steal adopt

21. Enough peeps doing the kamasutra 24/7 pantlessly on the road — damn postcards lie again.

22. Enough *authentic* Chinese restaurants because coming to India and eating Chinese is lyke going to moon and eating cheese only, no?

23. Enough palaces to rent for the evening to make *exotics* louavs.

24. Enough peeps speaking ‘Indian’ — damn Family Guy lied again.

25. Enough brownbrown peeps ready to serve Nice Imperial Peeps on command — this includes anyone anywhere. Even if you’re squatting on the road, service is expected.

(via kavitiya-deactivated20111229)